Ladies and gentlemen, for your delectation and delight I give you this magnificent movie of THREE PUGS RAMPAGING IN THE BACK YARD. Feast your eyes on their total Dog-Ness and be astounded--with just seven pugs I could replace the Eastern Seaboard's need for old-fashioned "atomic" power plants. With eleven...
...I shudder to even speak of the possibilities. They make me tremble like a little girl. Look at my face, my terrible Churchillian face in that final frame--I have seen the future, and it is written in PUG.
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