My boss Rusty just walked in from a trip to 7-11 where he inexplicably bought a sack of RAP SNACKS, a potato chip brand that features various hip-hop cover stars. The sack he chose featured DirtMcGirt, aka Old Dirty Bastard, along with the motto: "ACT RESPONSIBLY".
ODB, of course, served two years for drug possession, was involved in several shootings, and arrested for shoplifting, drugs, and threatening an ex-girlfriend. He died last November of a drug overdose.
His namesake potato chips are still on the market, however, and his unheeded advice to salty-snack fans lives on.
5:41 PM