McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Fragments From If I Did It! The Musical.:
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(JUDITH REGAN is in bed. She wakes up.)
JUDITH REGAN
Last night I had the strangest dream.
An angel came to me. It seemed
As though he tumbled down from heaven high.
He had the gentlest tone. His voice, it did beguile.
He wanted me to make a book
That turned back time to take a look
At the O.J. Simpson murder trial.
Then he flew back up into the endless vault of sky.
Part of me would like to go right back to bed.
Instead I think I'll do just what the fallen angel said.
(While she is singing, O.J. SIMPSON appears at her bedside. He walks slowly as a result of his injured knees, but when he hears his name mentioned he brightens.)
9:45 AM
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